Bloody magnets


How do they work?

Note - the primary key got reordered updating the database schema. Oops.

More News


Let's make some more news so the bemused people looking at this later and going, 'what the, why is this on the server?' may perhaps become even more confused. Or perhaps not.
Squid, anyone?

Seriously, though, insert general announcement that this is all at its end here. Run for your lives! Eeeeek!
What, you don't believe me? Don't consider this a matter to be taken seriously? Here it is, though. It's in the news. You must believe it. You must!

MySQL is complicated. o_O


So... yeah. Sticking everything in a database? Not so easy as it looks... oh well. Guess that just means this thing will be that much messier. Nothing wrong with that, right? I mean, messes are... well... mess-like.


I hereby quit caring. Huzzah.

This Will All Soon Become Mongoose.


Suddenly I realise just how utterly annoying it is to write out html and such... but soon. Soon the mongoose will rise. Soon all this shall be stuck in the disorderly tables of mongoose. The PHP shall connect. It shall all be rendered accordingly. Sooooon!
Soon as I sort out this MySQL thing.

Seriously, though, I have no idea how people could maintain comics and whatnot without a good database. Makes everything so much simpler. Certainly helps rule out the possibility of, say, a missing 'next' link... I was trying to read through an archive of one comic I rather adore lately and suddenly I got to a page with no next. It wasn't the end; it just didn't have a next. Peculiar.
But anyhoo, soon this shall all... have some sort of sense. I'll migrate the hard coded to the tables as I go, and it shall be... mongoosey!
(Er, that's the name of the database. Mongoose. *shifty eyes*)

On the other hand, I also cannot understand why people use word processors... all the things do is eat CPU time and add junk between the lines. Yet the things are so popular...

Obligatory Meaningless f1rs7 p0s7! Spam


Actually, that's about it. This one's just spam.
Spam spam spam. See? Lots of spam... spammity spamity spam... spam spam spam sspam. Spam spam, spam spam, spam spaaaaaam!

Connect Error (1045) Access denied for user ''@'localhost' (using password: NO)

Connect Error (1045) Access denied for user ''@'localhost' (using password: NO)

Random image because we're bored...
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