True Epics
![Who the hell is that bald guy, anyway? Comic image; comic text is as follows: No, no, no, no, no! You have it all wrong! I'm talking epic, here. Something truly epic. Star Wars epic. Babylon 5 epic. Lord of the Rings epic, Cthuhlu epic...
Otherland epic? Godot epic... Guy trapped in his cubical epic -
I've seen that one. He gnaws his own arm off.
Ow.
Seriously, though. We need something epic. Something really epic. Something -
Epic like the Iliad? Or perhaps the Epic of Gilgamesh or Paradise Lost... perhaps Cantos?
What are those?
Epics.](/fangedfondue/all/epics.png)
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More News
2010-05-31
Let's make some more news so the bemused people looking at this later and going, 'what the, why is this on the server?' may perhaps become even more confused. Or perhaps not.
Squid, anyone?
Seriously, though, insert general announcement that this is all at its end here. Run for your lives! Eeeeek!
What, you don't believe me? Don't consider this a matter to be taken seriously? Here it is, though. It's in the news. You must believe it. You must!
MySQL is complicated. o_O
2010-05-16
So... yeah. Sticking everything in a database? Not so easy as it looks... oh well. Guess that just means this thing will be that much messier. Nothing wrong with that, right? I mean, messes are... well... mess-like.
Whatever.
I hereby quit caring. Huzzah.